"But they've gotta be kidding...Howzzat? - Well, don't ask this umpire, for he's taken it on the lamb.
And his stand-in is saying neither yea nor n-a-a-a-ay, in this weekend Senior Cup match between Melbourne and St. Catherine.
It's enough to make…
"A good hit: Melbourne's left handed Errol Peart opens his arm to hit off-spinner Colin Hinds over mid-wicket for six during his innings of 31 at Chedwin Park yesterday. The wicketkeeper is Renford Pinnock with William Haye at slip."
"Close one: Melbourne's top scorer, Errol Peart (right) just missed being run out by a straight throw by Maurice Foster (open arms) as Ray Wynter (middle) interfered instead of allowing the ball to hit the stumps. Action was in the J.K. Holt cricket…
"The driver of this escort motor-car was injured last Thursday afternoon when his car got out of control and hit another before ending up under a truck on the Half Way Tree Road."